(Above): I'm a pointy ear cat! I ate a boat for breakfast.
(Bottom): I'm a loose nose elephant, who'd just set a whiff of grassy scent free.
(Above): I'm just pissed people don't say please and thanks. So I carry a dumb bell around to knock some sense into them rude preeks.
(Bottom): I just follow my cousin around whenever he beats the crap outta people for not sayin' their pleases, I-beg-yous, don't-beat-the-crap-outta-mes and thanks.
(Above): I have a stripe on my wart. I earned it by being a very jolly fella.
(Bottom): I store plastic bags in my body. You place me on a hook in your kitchen. My name is Bag. Bag Sausage.
Custom made bag sausages for S's pals this Christmas!